GOD on Twitter

It is rightly said that ' I think therefore i am and therefore i exist '. And what if i doubt it...????...What if the only thing in the world which substantiates the human existence doesn't exist....??????........I mean the God himself..................or herself....or itself....or whatever....the question is who is god.....and is he missing...?????.....i once read that 'God is a drunken college freshman from some alien race and we're his science fair project. We got third place'....Frankly speaking i don’t know if god exists, but it would be better for his reputation if he did not...and in case if god does come in to existence, then god help him...because everybody would want to meet him , see him, touch him or probably bribe him to seek his support. The Jews would want 'diamonds', the Buddhist would want 'peace', the Hindus would want 'eternal happiness', the Muslims would want 'dominance', the Christians would take anything they can get. I think i would just be honored to see a video of him on You tube.


While this may sound very liberal but god is just too big to fit in to one religion. And God is not assigned to humans only , he has other tasks to take care of, such as weather, oceans, trees, animals, scandals, flood , volcano, accidents, high profile marriages and divorce of billionaires. So it seems that god is super busy, he is so busy that he has become oblivious to the fact that people have stopped believing in him....and nowadays he also doesn't care, he is like "F*** off ya'all, i don't care if you don't believe in me...i didn't tell you to....your mom did...so stop bugging and begging me...or i will go to Africa...give them some deadly diseases of unknown origin and you will see the rise in the number of believers...buhahahahaaaa".

An account on Facebook or Twitter will also do.

So, lets not pressurize god too much...i mean seriously...let's behave like good human beings. Let's see what we can do to help out god and his colleagues. All i can do from my side is pay my taxes on time and ensure a minimum of carbon foot print...moreover if given a chance i would love to follow god on twitter...i know this sounds stupid but its high time for god to start sending tweets....although he has got a major competition with Lagy Gaga and Justin Beiber in terms of followers, i am sure he will take care of it and rise above all....after all he is god himself.....and for the time being lets believe that god is very much alive, peeping from a keyhole , partying hard and working on some less ambitious projects.